so much stuff on the internet...
i found this on a real website called P.A.R.O.D.Y.
theyre all stupid and some people belive them to! daaaahhhhh!

http://www.redmusic.com/goths/warning.html

all wierd here they are..
these are all signs that your kid could be GOTH


"Hangs out" with new friends.
Kills people for fun.
Stays up late at night and/or drinks blood.
Watches cable.
Is secretive.
Uses a computer or the Internet.
Plays video games or role-playing games.
Reads science fiction or fantasy books.
Writes angry entries in a secret diary (you can usually find the diary easily if you search your child’s room).
Has paranoid fantasies (many GOTHS accuse their parents of spying on them).
Pursues dangerous cult religions such as WICCA, SATANISM, HINDUISM and BUDDHISM.
Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
Uses the blood of Christian babies to inscribe pentagrams or other symbols on churches and schools.
Sleeps too much or too little.
Eats too much or too little.
Is a homosexual, bisexual, or "pansexual."
Smokes clove cigarettes.
Leaves syringes or other drug paraphernalia around the house.
Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal.
Mocks authority figures such as teachers, guidance counselors or Jesus.
Says, "I am a GOTH.
Wears a pin that says, "I am a GOTH."
Asks for locks of hair from casual acquaintances.
Owns more than one cast-iron cauldron.
Dances to music.
Behaves in any unusual or alarming way.
AND MORE

those are ummm..."kill's people for fun" whoa umm that's no goth! that's a crazy homicidal mega murderer!
"uses blood of christian babies..."???????? WHAT? imean come on!! NO ONE DOES THAT!!!??!!??
"says i am a 'GOTH"...umm... o.k. ... ... ... ... and you, you might say"i am STUPID"... what's with the cap's locks??
"eats to much or to little" a normal parent would worry but...about half my friends do that...!!! thatDOES NOT mean theyre goth!!
"uses the internet", "watches cable", "dances to music", "plays video games or role playing games" ... COME ON!! i do that! your using the internet right now! 'but what if they mean on a daily basis?' PEOPLE, I USE IT ON A DAILY BASIS! DOES THAT MEAN I'M GOTH? NO! AM I GOING TO START WORSHIPING SATAN JUST BECAUSE I USE THE INTERNET AND WATCH CABLE? NO!
COME ON PEOPLE, WHAT THE HELL? (oh no, i said hell!!)
Pursues dangerous cult religions such as WICCA, SATANISM, HINDUISM and BUDDHISM. ........ WHAT THE HELL?? BUDDHISM? DANGEROUS? COME ON!! IT'S JUST... sure a lot of goth are buddhist, but dangerous?? daahahah?!!?!?!!!!!?1!!?1!?1/?!!?!?!?!?!!?
if you want to hear MORE of my raving... just ask me